Animal Pick Up Lines

Hilariously cheesy pick up lines that for both men and women animal lovers.

Animal Pick Up Lines

How about we get down to monkey business?
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.