Animal Pick Up Lines

Hilariously cheesy pick up lines that for both men and women animal lovers.

Animal Pick Up Lines

Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.