Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
You had me at ruff.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.