Animal Pick Up Lines

Hilariously cheesy pick up lines that for both men and women animal lovers.

Animal Pick Up Lines

I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
You had me at ruff.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?