I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
How about we get down to monkey business?
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
You had me at ruff.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.