I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
You had me at ruff.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.