This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.