I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
You had me at ruff.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.