If I followed you home, would you keep me?
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
How about we get down to monkey business?
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
You had me at ruff.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
