I destroyed all the air conditioners at work and escaped.
Police are now charging me with a 'heat and run' incident.
My landlord said we need to talk about how high my heating bill is.
I replied: “Sure, my door is always open.”
The sun is just a big space heater.
Who takes care of saunas?
Humid Resources.
Sitting near the fireplace is just like a whole bunch of bees...
'swarm
My heater won't stop running.
I swear it has no chill.
I get so mad when the heater is on.
I don't know why, I just lose my cool.
Air conditioner technicians...
love to vent about their job in order to cool off.
What do you call someone that's always stealing your heat?
A brrrglar!