Moisturize the air!
As fast as humidly possible.
Our landlord knocked on our door today and said that if we didn't pay rent, they'd turn off the heater tomorrow.
It was our last warming.
My heater won't stop running.
I swear it has no chill.
How are air conditioners like humans?
Both get turned on when it's hot.
I bought a new heater for my wife.
She didn't like it first, but now I think she's warmed up to it.
My landlord said we need to talk about how high my heating bill is.
I replied: “Sure, my door is always open.”
My friend called and said he was sick of his fireplace exhaust vent...
Sounds like another case of the flue.
I hate when my heater says something that sounds meaningful...
But it turns out to just be blowing hot air.
I can't find my humidifier anymore...
I have reported it misting.
