Apparently adding a fireplace to your home is the hot new trend...
...and chimney installations are through the roof!
I get so mad when the heater is on.
I don't know why, I just lose my cool.
Got into my car and realized my wife had shut off all the A/C vents.
Definitely not cool.
Why is the air conditioner repairman the life of the party?
It’s not cool until he arrives.
Our landlord knocked on our door today and said that if we didn't pay rent, they'd turn off the heater tomorrow.
It was our last warming.
Air conditioner technicians...
love to vent about their job in order to cool off.
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
I replaced all the air vents in my house with smaller ones.
It was a reduction.
I think my heater is sick.
It's hot.
