At Thanksgiving, my brother tried to carve the turkey with a grapefruit spoon.
He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
A guy ate only metal bars for thanksgiving
He was gratefull
What's a dancer's favorite Thanksgiving food?
Twerky
Which country hates Thanksgiving?
Turkey
Grandmother is making the dressing, and is adding several cans of Chicken Broth.
Dad: "You know where you can get that broth in bulk?"
Grandmother: "Where?"
Dad: "The stock market."
He was promptly kicked out of the kitchen.