At Thanksgiving, my brother tried to carve the turkey with a grapefruit spoon.
He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Did you hear about the Thanksgiving turkey who tried to escape the roasting pan?
He was foiled.
I was picking through the turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but I couldn't find one big enough for my family. I turned to the employee and asked, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
“No, sir," he replied. "They're dead."
I was prepping the raw turkey for Thanksgiving dinner
It was fowl.
Made a whole bunch of dad jokes at Thanksgiving dinner...
I pulled out all the Pops!
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