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Would Jokes

Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one."
"If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you."
Clothes Pick Up Lines
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Mall Pick Up Lines
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Corona Virus Jokes
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
Christian Pick Up Lines
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
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