Trainer Jokes

I walked in on my girlfriend sleeping with her personal trainer.
Me: "Ok, this isn't working out."
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
An extremely slim model, Miss Slater,
Was attacked by a croc and it ate 'er.
Said her trainer, Tough deal,
What a horrible meal,
We should throw it some greens and potater.
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