I tried to turn on a tap. It was a bit stiff though...
So I had to faucet.
Woke up this morning to a tap on my door.
That plumber has some sense of humour.
To all ya'll without tap water,
Get well soon.
A plumber and his coworkers finally fixed his own sink after years of not having access to tap water. He started crying, and his coworkers asked why.
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
I used to be pretty nifty tap dancer...
Until I fell into the sink.