Suppository Jokes

I Suppose There's a Problem A man goes to the doctor, who diagnoses him as having hemorrhoids. . The doctor prescribes him a suppository and tells him to use up to two daily as needed until the problem subsides. The man has never used a suppository before and uses it like he would any other pill: he swallows them. They are a bit big, but he manages. A few weeks later, the man calls the doctor and asks for a refill. The doctor is surprised and asks, "Ran out? What are you doing with them? Eating them!?" The man answers sarcastically, "No Doc., I'm sticking them up my arse."
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