Secure Jokes

How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
How the Army Secures a Building The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker among themselves is that they donโ€™t speak the same language. For instance, Take the simple phrase โ€œsecure the buildingโ€. The Army will post guards around the place. The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors. The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a headquarters. The Air Force will take out a 5 year lease with an option to buy.
Itโ€™s your birthday, there is no cure,
Cakes and candles, you must endure,
Quick and painless, let me assure,
A tiny chance, you will be mature,
With this crowd, usually secure,
Random fun, with results obscure,
Liquids we drink, definitely pure,
Goofy friends, minds we tour,
Hilarious birthday, thatโ€™s for sure.

(Martin Dejnicki)
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