Saint Jokes

Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
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