What does a runner lose after winning the race?
His breath.
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
hat do you call it when a runner from Moscow starts a race at Red Square that ends in Finland?
Russian to the Finnish.
Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.