Records Jokes

A young man had just returned home from culinary school and was telling his family about everything he had learned.
"The most interesting thing I learned was about the French Fry", he told them.
"Combing through historical records, we found that it was not first fried in France!"
His family was astounded, and asked where it was fried originally.

"In Grease, of course."
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
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