Partner Jokes

I broke up with my partner on our front stairs.
It was a stoop end to the situation.
Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner with them?
Theyโ€™re pair-a-medics.
My partner was always criticising my sense of direction... So I packed up and right!
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
"A good marriage is where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal." - Anonymous
Why couldnโ€™t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to โ€œtang-o.โ€
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
What did the tuna say to her overzealous partner?
I think we need to scale things back here.
A new car has been launched especially for American cowboys
The Audi Partner.
Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner with them?
Theyโ€™re pair-a-medics.
What did the dolphin detective say to his partner?
Something smells fishy!
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
The Half-Owner A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I welcome you into the family!โ€ said the man. โ€œTo show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation.โ€ The son-in-law interrupted. โ€œI hate factories. I canโ€™t stand the noise.โ€ โ€œI see,โ€ replied the father-in-law. โ€œWell, then youโ€™ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.โ€ โ€œI hate office work,โ€ said the son-in-law. โ€œI canโ€™t stand being stuck behind a desk.โ€ โ€œWait a minute,โ€ said the father-in-law. โ€œI just made you half owner of a money-making industry, but you donโ€™t like factories, and wonโ€™t work in an office. What am I going to do with you?โ€ โ€œEasy,โ€ said the son-in-law. โ€œBuy me out.โ€
The Secret of His Success.. After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Caribbean resort. While relaxing on the beach, he was surprised to see a former high school classmate who he hadn't seen since they graduated. His old friend had been something of a "burnout" in high school, and this was the last place Joe expected to see him. Joe approached the man, and seized his hand. "Pete, it's Joe. From high school. It's sure been a long time. You look great! You must really be doing okay for yourself." "I am," whispered Pete. "I am a partner with a very successful law firm. But don't tell mother. She got the idea that I was a drug dealer back when I was in high school, and she would be terribly disappointed if she figured out how I REALLY make my money."
What type of car does a cowboy drive?
Audi partner.
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
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