Me Jokes

You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
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