"My mom used to say it doesnโt matter how many kids you haveโฆ because one kid will take up 100% of your time so more kids canโt possibly take up more than 100% of your time." - Karen Brown
โ12 weeks old: when your kid is young enough to fall asleep on your chest, yet long enough to kick you in the nuts at the same time.โ โ Lin-Manuel Miranda
โWhat a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees, and he told me about the butcher and my wife.โ โ Rodney Dangerfield
โWhen I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.โ โRodney Dangerfield
โI think every kid thinks their dad is goofy.โ
- Judd Apatow.
โYou want to know what itโs like having a fourth kid? Imagine youโre drowning, then someone hands you a baby.โ
- Jim Gaffigan.
โBuying your kid a goldfish is a great way to teach them about responsibility for 24-36 hoursโ
- Conan OโBrien.
โTo be a successful father thereโs one absolute rule: when you have a kid, donโt look at it for the first two years.โ
- Ernest Hemingway.
โIt just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didnโt finish.โ
- Carrie Underwood.
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