Jet Jokes

What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
A plane in the neck.
What do you call a flying elephant?
A jumbo jet.
Little Johnny Describes His Future A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best girl with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her 3 times a day." The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of this child, decides not to linger on what he said and so continues the lesson. "And you, Susie? What do you want to be?" she asks. "I wanna be Johnny's wife!" Says Susie.
“A pizza slice a day keeps sadness away.”
― Jet Paacal
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
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