Innocent Jokes

Twinkle twinkle little pie,
You squash my willpower like a fly.
You look so innocent and so sweet,
Convince my lips that we should meet.
You are a relentless flirt,
Oh no, we had indecent dessert.

Twinkle twinkle help appears,
A Stevia leaf erased my fears.
It made my willpower a superhero,
As for calories it has zero.
Twinkle twinkle Truviaโ„ข star,
It has natural sweetness I love just what you are.
(Michael Hack)
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
What's the difference between soccer players and NFL players?
Soccer players pretend to be hurt.
NFL players pretend to be innocent in court.
The Doctor's Plants Two doctors, Dean and Gable, are treating a man with lung disease. Theyโ€™re explaining how his smoking weed has led to his condition worsening. โ€œBut itโ€™s just herbal!โ€ the patient protested. โ€œHow can it be bad?โ€ Dr. Jenkins sighed. โ€œNature isn't all innocent. Apricot stones contain lethal amounts of cyanide. There is a certain plant in my back garden - if you sit under it for just 5 minutes, you will die. Just because itโ€™s natural doesnโ€™t mean itโ€™s safe for you!โ€ The man seemed to accept that, and promised to stop his smoking. After he left, the doctors went to lunch. As they were sitting down to eat, Dr. Smith asked, โ€œOh by the way, what IS that plant that kills you if you sit under it?โ€ โ€œA water lily."
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