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Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Mall Pick Up Lines
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Corona Virus Jokes
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Clothes Pick Up Lines
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
25 Years For Being Lazy
25 Years For Being Lazy In a prison in China, prisoners are discussing who's in for what and for how long. "Hey, Zhang- what are you in for?" Zhang: "Strangled my wife's lover to death. Got 15 years. How about you, Wei?" Wei: "I got 10 years for robbery and stabbing. What about you, Wang?" Wang: "I got 5 years for attempted rape. What about you, Liu?" Liu: "25 years for being lazy." All the other prisoners: "WHAT?! HOW?" Liu sighs. "Well, my neighbor and I were playing Go and after few shots of wine, started telling jokes about Jinping and the government. After my neighbor left, I thought to myself: "I should go to the government and report him". But it was late and I was tired, so I decided to go just wait until the morning and went to sleep.  My neighbor, on the other hand, wasn't as lazy..."
Movie Pick Up Lines
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Christian Pick Up Lines
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference."
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