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Empire Jokes

History Puns
While teaching about the Mongol Empire in History class, our teacher told us, "If anyone Khan, Genghis Khan."
Ancient Rome Puns
How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
British Pick Up Lines
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Gorilla Puns
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
One Liners and Short Jokes
The year is 2219
A dishevelled white haired man crosses the desert that was once the English Channel from the United Kingdom of England to visit the capital of the Eurasian Empire in Brussels. As has been the case for 200 years, he delivers an unsigned letter and returns home, only to repeat the process again the next year. The true meaning of the ritual is lost in the annals of history but many believe it goes back to the days of a mythical quest they called Brexit.
Lettuce Puns
A major produce organization is reeling after multiple reports of tainted lettuce.
We may soon witness the falling of the Romaine Empire.
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