Drum Jokes

We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...
I guess the pervert thinks of them as s*x cymbals.
What do you call it when there are two nuns in a drum circle?
a conundrum
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
What did the drum say about his childhood?
Those were the cymbaler days.
What sound drum set from the junkyard makes?
Ba-dump-tss
The best gift I ever got was a broken drum...
You can't beat it.
Today, my pastor started talking to the drum set during his sermon.
Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism
I don't usually brag about my drum jokes but um...
tss
A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself
It was very cymbalic.
What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?
There were repercussions.
How do you trap a drum kit?
Use a snare
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,
Ba-dum-tss
Don't you dare hit that drum again!
If you do, there will be repercussions!
“Why did they ask the turkey to join the band? He had the drum sticks.”
How many drum sets can you store on a sofa?
One per cushion
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