Drivers Jokes

Why are ducks bad drivers?
Their windshields are qwacked.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position.
Why are trees such great drivers? They always take the shortest root.
Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner with them?
They’re pair-a-medics.
Never going drinking with Train drivers again.
All they did all night was tell me to ‘chug,chug,chug,chug.’
Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner with them?
They’re pair-a-medics.
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
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