Donor Jokes

I applied to be a sperm donor recently and the nurse asked me if I could masturbate in the cup.
I told her I’ve done it a few times before but I don’t know if I’m ready to compete in a tournament.
Nurse: Here’s our list of donor hearts and livers in alphabetical order.
Doctor: wow. Looks very ORGANized.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
A sperm donor, a carpenter, and julius ceaser walk into a bar
He came, he saw, he conquered
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