What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry
You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!
Why can’t a Christmas tree sew? It keeps dropping its needles.
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.