Cheaper Jokes

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
“Gardening. Cheaper than therapy (until your spouse adds up the receipts).”
— Anonymous
My daughter want's the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone, because.
It's my way or the Huawei.
My daughter want's the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she will get one as long as she has good grades, does her chores, and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone, because.
It's my way or the Huawei.
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