This is a story about a frog who had a unique and weird love in its heart - for human women. He wanted to meet the princess to make him a prince.
Of course, no human girl will touch him. His frog relatives are weirded out and don't want to help him.
Eventually he hears of a psychic toad that lives not far away. He makes his way to him in leaps and bounds, and finds him in a little bog.
After much pleading, the toad reads his fortune.
He tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog becomes excited, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," says the toad, "in her biology class."
Go to BabaMail
