Batteries Jokes

Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
A friend of mine told me he’d give me a radio that had no batteries. I think it’s a wind-up.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
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