Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spain!
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lock
Lock who?
Lock who it is, after all this time!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a nice girl.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fork
Fork who?
Fork-get it, I'm leaving!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie one you like!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oakham
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.
Knock Knock
Who's there
Four Eggs
Four Eggs who
Four Eggs ample!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wayne
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manger!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Déjà .
Déjà who?
Knock Knock!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fangs
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alfie
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jester
Jester who?
Jester silly old man!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lego
Lego who?
Lego of me and I'll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears
Ears who?
Ears another knock knock jokes for you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and watch me disappear!
Who’s there?
Can!
Can who?
Can Of Worms!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar quick, she’s running away.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lee
Lee who?
Lee me alone - I've got a headache!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
God bless you!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nose.
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open til Christmas!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
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