"That's all, yolks."
"Having a good hare day."
"I'm an Easter eggs-pert."
"For peep's sake."
"I have so many egg puns, it's not even bunny."
"Some bunny needs vodka."
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
"Over-easy like Sunday morning."
"Hey there, hop stuff."
"I've found some bunny to love."
"You can't beat me."
Saw what I thought was a large dog coloring Easter eggs.
Turned out to be a dyer wolf.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
Be careful this Easter
There is a lot of basket cases out there.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to leave school?
He was eggspelled.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
"You crack me up."
"Every bunny was kung fu fighting."
"Eggs-cuse me."
"Have an egg-cellent Easter."
"Just looking on the sunny side."
"You're totally scrambling my brain."
"There's no bunny like you."
"I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny."
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
"An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare."
"You might not carrot all, but you're irresistible."
"You're a real good egg."
"We found eggs in a hopeless place."
Why did the Easter bunny fire the duck?
He kept quacking all the eggs.
"I'm eggs-hausted."
"I whip my hare back and forth."
"Just one hot chick."
"Eggs love you."
"You round me out." — High Card Band
"Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."
"Egg-ceedingly good, wouldn't you say?"
"Your kisses are to dye for."
"I would hop to the end of the world for you."
Son: does Easter Bunny set out 12 eggs in the field to search for?
Dad: no he dozen’t.
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.
They told me I was too old to hunt for Easter eggs, but the jokes on them!
I prefer mine poached.
I went to an Easter party as a Jesus cosplayer
I told them I was a crossplayer.
Easter dinner was great today
We made sure it had all the crucifixins'.
I made Chinese for Easter dinner
If I had made Japanese it would have been Eastest Dinner.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline
What’s the opposite of Easter?
Wester
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny left his treasure
Eggs marks the spot.
How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
"I'm dyeing to know what's up."
"What an egg-citing day."
"No eggs-cuses."
"I'm so egg-cited for Easter."
"I'm so egg-cited, I just can't hide it."
Easter and April Fools fall on the same day this year...
You could say it only happens once in a blue moon.
Baking on Easter Sunday
Crust is risen! Hallelujah!
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite drinking game?
Hop Scotch.
"Happy Easter to all my peeps."
"Just don't carrot all."
"You're poaching all my best yolks."
"Have an eggs-tra special Easter day."
"Some bunny loves you."
"Have a hoppy Easter."
"You make me egg-static."
"Oh, I wanna dance with some bunny, with some bunny who loves me."
"Happy eggster."
How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg ercise.
Why are Catholics the best runners during the Easter season?
They fast during Lent!
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?
It was time for his annual eggzam.
I’ve been selected to hide eggs in my town’s big Easter festival next year!
This is an eggs-hiding opportunity!
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