As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said
"You know, one would have been enough."
I got some salt in my eye
Now it’s see salt.
Eye drops are technically blinker fluid.
I saw my neighbor, slumped over his lawnmower, crying his eyes out.
I think he’s going through a rough patch.
I can cut a piece of wood with my own eyes just by looking at it
It's true, I saw it with my own eyes.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye
Turns out she was seeing someone else.
My New Years resolution for next year will be to finally get that laser eye surgery I’ve always wanted
It’s my 2020 vision
Called in sick to work one day complaining about my eyes.
When they asked what's wrong I said:
“I just can’t see myself coming in to work today.”
My eye doctor’s office is at the shopping mall.
She’s an Opthemallogist.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes.
Now I have Heinzsight.
A man is holding a bee, what is in his eye?
Beauty.
I saw a movie about a pig with no eyes.
It was PG.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
What do you call an eye specialist with a short shirt?
A crop-toptometrist
Bad puns are how eye roll.
This eye pun couldn't be any cornea.
I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.
The look on his face was priceless.
What do you call an eye that can fly?
A real eye soar.
I've got 4 eyes, 3 legs, 1 tail, and 12 toes. What am I?
A liar.
I've been trying to sleep with one eye open lately, but it's really hard
Last night I couldn't sleep a wink
Did you know there is a new horse species with one eye and a horn?
It's called a unicornea.
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