Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
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