I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.