My neighbour didn't like it when I told him off about hoarding toilet paper
To be honest, I think he was being very anal about it.
How does a napkin sneeze?
Tissue.
Why did the toilet paper role down the hill?
To get to the bottom...
How do you work out how many rolls of toilet paper are in 4 packets of 16?
Multiply.
This flu season, doctors are recommending you wipe your throat down with tissues.
Apparently they're synonymous with clean necks.
I used my credit card to buy 1-ply toilet paper.
And now I'm paying for it.
"Have you seen our toilet roll?" asked my wife.
"Don't be silly," I replied.
"A toilet is a stationary object."