A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
