The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.