I was cooking Thanksgiving dinner, and my wife said, “These potatoes are burnt to a crisp!”
I said, “It’s for tomorrow.”
Her: Huh?
Me: Tomorrow is Black Fry day.
Why wasn't the taxidermist invited to Thanksgiving dinner?
No one wanted to try his stuffing
What did the turkey say during Thanksgiving?
It was too stuffed to say anything.
What's a dancer's favorite Thanksgiving food?
Twerky
I went to the butcher's the other day and asked them, how do you prepare your turkey for Thanksgiving?
They said that they just tell them straight out that you're gonna die.