What is a mathematician's favorite part of a big Thanksgiving feast?
Pumpkin pi.
My friend finally overcame his addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers.
He quit cold turkey.
What was Peppa Pig's family doing on Thanksgiving?
They were bacon stuff.
Made a whole bunch of dad jokes at Thanksgiving dinner...
I pulled out all the Pops!
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving Day jokes.
I told them I couldn’t stop cold turkey
