Which country hates Thanksgiving?
Turkey
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving Day jokes.
I told them I couldn’t stop cold turkey
Hey son, do you know why the pilgrims ate biscuits at the first Thanksgiving?
Because they had a boatload of May-flour.
What's a dancer's favorite Thanksgiving food?
Twerky
I was cooking Thanksgiving dinner, and my wife said, “These potatoes are burnt to a crisp!”
I said, “It’s for tomorrow.”
Her: Huh?
Me: Tomorrow is Black Fry day.