You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!