My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!