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Worlds Jokes

Bomb Puns
I wasn't wearing hearing protection when the atom bomb went off.
Now I am become deaf, destroyer of worlds.
Space Puns
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
Violin Puns
What do you call the worlds smallest violin?
Hard to play.
Chocolate Puns
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
Mosquito Puns
What do you call the worlds tallest mosquito?
Himalarya.
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris was bitten by the worlds most venemous snake.
After hours of excruciating pain and misery, the snake died.