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Without Jokes

Food Quotes
“Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.”
― Unknown
“A party without a cake is really just a meeting.”
― Julia Child
“Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.”
― Bill Murray
Literary Pick Up Lines
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Easter Pick Up Lines
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Language Pick Up Lines
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
4th of July Pick Up Lines
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Christian Pick Up Lines
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.