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Where Jokes

Space Pick Up Lines
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Pot Puns
My son asked me where the pan was.
I told him, naturally, it went on a wok.
I was watching a new cooking show where you only get to pick one pan to use the whole time…
It's called, "Do You Have The Skillet Takes?!"
Music Pick Up Lines
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Garden Quotes
"Real gardeners buy at least ten thousand plants in the course of a lifetime without having the least idea where they'll put any of them when they get home."
— Anonymous
"I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!"
- Steven Wright
"The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig."
- Texas Bix Bender, Don't Throw in the Trowel
Garden Puns
Why do gardeners plant bulbs? So the worms can see where they’re going.
Classic Pick Up Lines
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
Food Quotes
“I’m glad I don’t have to hunt my own food, I don’t even know where sandwiches live.”
― Unknown
Corona Virus Jokes
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Elvis Pick Up Lines
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one