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Mango Puns
Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it's back?
Mango Lassie.
Beer Puns
What do you call a half dozen wolves drinking beer?
A six pack.
Puns
What do you call a cannibal that works in a university?
Hannibal Lecture.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
Pear Puns
What do you call a pear who plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity.
What do you call a pear with loose morals?
A prostifruit.
What do you call two pears?
A pair.
What do you call pears with no ears?
Deaf.
What do you call a pear in a compressor?
Pear pressure!
Animal Puns
What do you call a shrimp hit by a car?
Road krill.
Food puns
What do you call really scared pasta?
Chicken noodles.
One Liners for Kids
What do you call a magician that lost his magic?
Ian.
Diving Puns
What do you call a diving dog?
A sub woofer.
Zebra Puns
What do you call a cross between a donkey and a zebra?
Debra.
Boat Puns
What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.