Volume Jokes

Yard Puns

I was walking by a yard sale the other day.
I saw a radio for $1. The volume dial was broken but I knew I couldn’t turn that down.

Radio Puns

My son told me, “The car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume.”
I said, “That’s sound advice.”

Funny Aging Quotes

"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume control also turns to the left. - Jerry M. Wright

TV Puns

I saw an ad that read: “TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.” I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down!"

Stove Puns

Went to buy a new microwave. Salesperson asks me "what volume are you looking for?"
And I say "nothign too loud"