Vest Jokes

One Liners for Kids

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator

What did the policeman say to his tummy?
Freeze. You’re under a vest.

Animal Puns

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

Hand Puns

Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says “But I had a 3-piece suit.”
Tailor says “The vest is yet to come.”