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Version Jokes

Funny Birthday Poems
The years go flying by so fast
We wonder why our youth does not last
But when I look at you I see
A younger version of what you use to be
But remember I am aging with you
And without my glasses the picture is skewed
So who cares about what has been done
As long as birthdays keep having fun!

(Samatha C. Ringle)
Fairy Puns
What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?
Taco Bell.
Greece Puns
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
Pita Parker.
Funny Poems
Browsing my feed
I’m delighted to see
your new girlfriend is
the ugly version of me.
(Samantha Jayne)
Dad Jokes
I'm like the fabric version of King Midas.
Everything I touch becomes felt.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“I never realized how annoying I could be until I created a miniature version of myself and started arguing with it daily.” — Anonymous
Computer Jokes
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Theater Puns
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.

Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.

"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".