Venue Jokes

Color Puns

What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.

Crow Puns

Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.

Onion Puns

Which venue did all the vegetables choose to open their fighting club in? An onion ring!

Bowling Puns

The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.