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Trouble Jokes

Funny Parenting Quotes
"The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed." – Anonymous
“Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble.”

- Martin Mull.
Tableware Puns
My kid was having trouble with the peanut butter because the jar was too deep and the knife was too short
I tried to help, but I couldn’t get to the bottom of it
Did you hear about the nun who got into trouble for drinking communion wine from her convent's medieval goblet?
No, but it serves her rite.
Funny Health Quotes
"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back"- Franklin P. Jones
"The trouble with always trying to preserve the health of the body is that it is so difficult to do without destroying the health of the mind." - G.K. Chesterton
Cherry Puns
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Food Quotes
"In these difficult times, when so many people are having trouble finding enough to eat, we are extending the “five-second rule” to a full ten seconds."
– Ron Piraro
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you're hungry again."
– George Miller
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again."
— George Miller
A Punny Story...
I was sitting in my office when a case came in. So I finished two bottles from it. Suddenly a tall blonde walked past my window. I knew she was tall because I was on the second floor. The phone rang and I knew something was wrong. I didn’t have a phone. It was a girl and she was in trouble. I knew she was, ’cause she said so. I raced down the stairs and called a cab. The cab stopped with a jerk. Then the jerk got out and I got in. We took the corner at a hundred miles per hour, but a cop stopped us and told us to put the corner back. Then we were out of the city. I knew it, because we were not hitting so many pedestrians. As we came to her house, she greeted me with a burning kiss. Then she took the cigarette out and kissed me again. She had the most beautiful blonde hair I have ever seen – hanging from her left nostril. She had teeth like the ten commandments – all broken. She also had the most beautiful eyes – so beautiful that the one eye could not stop looking at the other one. Suddenly a brick came flying through the window and hit her on the left breast – breaking three of my fingers!
Fairy Puns
Fairies just spell trouble.
Nuts Puns
The walnut got in trouble for pecan through the window.
Elvis Pick Up Lines
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
Funny Marriage Quotes
“All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.” — Raymond Hull