Toddler Jokes

Arm Puns

What do you call a toddler running towards their mother with arms high up in the air?
A quick pick-me-up.

Pea Puns

I gave my toddler peas for the first time. He wasn't very hap-pea.

Rock Puns

Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.

Funny Parenting Quotes

“The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth.” – @ramblinma