This Jokes

They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
"If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.