This Jokes

I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
"If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?